How to Hook Up with a Girl at a Bar

Are you a nerd, and it's been six months since you've been intimate with a girl? Well, do not worry. Nerds understand that everything has a science and a method. Convincing a girl to go home with you is no different, so here's how.

Steps:

1. Buy clothes that women will like. Try and have a hot girl go with you so you don't buy clothes that make you look nerdy or like you are at work. Select the right clothes for the right type of girl. If you want bad girls you have to look bad. Image is key more than looks. Also try to smell good.
2. Drink a little before you go out. It may help you get over your fear of approaching women. But don't get too drunk, this hurt and not help you.
3. Call pals with a lot of lady friends: They might bring a future prospect. Or go solo but go to bars that have other guys who are solo. Crowded places are the best. MAKE SURE YOU GO TO BARS THAT HAVE GIRLS PRESENT.
4. Have a drink in your hand, so you don't fidget too much. If you don't want to drink, get a ginger ale or 7UP but have the bartender use a highball glass, so it will look like a mixed drink.
5. Look for a group of three girls or a girl alone. Girls alone are normally a little psycho and need love, if she is with two other girls they will leave her friends behind. When two girls are together they rarely split up.
6. Introduce yourself. Guys brag about their intro but the best intro is saying 'hello my name is...' If she thinks you are cute she won't care what comes next. Just be polite and funny if you can.
7. Ask her to dance. If you don't dance, your chances will be limited. Dancing is helpful to build up a rapport, even if you make a joke of it. If you're in a hot sweaty club, get close and dance with your hands on her. DON'T BE SCARED! Women like when a guy takes control a little., just be sure to pay attention to her signals and not go too far too fast.
8. Buy her drinks, but not too many or she will get sick or sleepy. Order fun drinks like car bombs and drink together. Remember, it depends on her style. If she's a booze-hound, pour away! But, this article is more about how to get normal girls.
9. Be affectionate with her hands and body but make sure everything looks and feels natural. DON'T BE PUSHY!
10. Invite her to another bar near your house for a special martini or whatever. Make sure she is close enough to walk.
11. NEVER SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE. Keep it light.
12. When at the bar, mention something great about your place like a painting or whatever. Something that cues her to ask to go there. If she doesn't, relax. Remember that she will when she leaves the bar near your web.
13. If you drive her home, ask to use the bathroom when at her place.
14. If she goes to your place, invite her in and promise you won't make any moves. She will blush at your forwardness but for whatever reason she will believe you...
15. Once home, ignore her for a bit by talking about other things. Be distracted and don't hit on her right away unless she attacks you. Most girls like to get adjusted. Make sure the place is clean and dark and has cool music. Rock and roll or electronic music is the stuff that says "at my place we party." Romantic music is sappy and too obvious.
16. Kiss.
17. If she says no at any point, back off and don't push.
18. Ask for a backrub or give her a backrub.
19. If it happens, it happens. If not, let her sleep over or call her a cab and try with someone else.