STEP 1: Get him to Notice you by .....(well jus read on...)

now....you gurls have probably read every damn magazines that asks you to eat this, wear that n buy all that crap you're crazy over..........hmm......well now what??...ive been buyin it, youve been buyin it...ha!...well thats why theyre livin off us...
but yeh....i agree....the personal stories....theyre interesitng to read about!!...

ok...heres one....one fine day...i was walkin around the mall (u know....buyin all crap that i would think wud work for a man to get attracted to me....oh by the way....I am not Mr. HITCH.....hez male (still).....I am Ms. Hitch (not MRS. ....oh no)....sorry for throwin u all off like that)

so where was I....yeh.....shopping...or feedin corporations (i just thought of that right now...hmm)...n saw this above average looking guy sorting through some shirts on discount (we know..men do that too)...well.... a shirt fell...i was walkin by....i picked it up...gave it to him....n he said thanks....n i just innocently smiled.....well i wasnt thinkin of anything!!....really nothing...it was jus a random evryday shit that happens to us...n we sometimes want to make it into a dream story....well ........something unusual happens after that....that guys wants to talk to me......over DISCOUNT SHIRTS......man!!!

later.... wonderment took over what jus happened......u know....while sipping coffee at Starbucks...when there was noone else to stare at....or check out...or whatever
Why was that guy suddenly interested in me???....i didnt do anything ....ANYTHING ....i wasnt even wearing a low neckline or somethin......n then it hit me.....THE INNOCENT SMILE!!

well ofcourse...have u seen the massacre by these hot, crazy studded gurls these days.....all guys want is a relief from all the work they have to do over gurls with extreme attitude and hot bods...(ok not hot bods...thats a requirement.....but come on.....they're crazy with I WANT I WANT I WANT ....on n on)

try this INNOCENCE.....that nice sweet look on your face (dont make it scary plz)...n a sweet (i dont want anything from you or vice versa ) smile......will do it........my research hit 79/100 .....no kiddin!!!

...........another thing...........n it works everywhere.....u dont have to prepare for a different venue or atmosphere bla bla bla (exclude funerals plz.....for gods sake)

P.S. I believe you will need Step 2...stay tuned!!