Men VS Woman

Some Subtle (some not so subtle) differences

Topic	Women	Men
Flirting	When she flirts with a guy, she says, “I’m just flirting no big deal”.	When he flirts with a girl, he thinks, “Finally! Somebody wants to sleep with me”.
Sex	They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay	They prefer only 30-40 seconds of foreplay
Gay	When She dances with her friend or sleeps with her	When a man shows a brotherhood with another man
Maturity	Much faster than men, 17 years old female can functions as adult.	High-school romance really works because of guys, they still do trading with baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym when they are 17.
Magazine	Their magazine also featured full with women’s picture	Men’s magazine too full featured with Naked women pictures
Bathroom	Half of the items of cosmetic shop can be found.	Toothpaste and soap may be ran out sometimes.
Shoes	She carries two shoes; Reebok sneakers and a dress shoes to the work but she doesn’t wear any shows when she is on her desk because her feet are hide under the desk.	He wears the same pair of shoes till the bed time and he gets new pair only after a year.
Children	She keeps all details about their children from their regular habits to doctor’s appointments.	Oh! Its children, when they see the bills.
Dress up	Different dress for different job, shopping, emptying garbage, reading book, work ….	Only on wedding and funeral.
Eating out	Everyone will take out their phone and open calculator after they get the check	Everyone will throw the bill of $20 even if it’s only for $24.5 of check.
Mirror	Any shiny surface can be use as mirror	Only if he has long hair or good shape of biceps.
Phone	They do the best use of it, gossiping, photography, music…	Just a communication tool.
Remote	She think as it is step wife of her husband or another girl of her boyfriend	Best invention ever, friend of boredom.
Shopping	Huge and vital source of information and entertainment for women life.	One of the huge sources of reducing their bank balance.
Rechard Gere	Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way.	Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.
J’Lo	They wish to have their butt like her	Her butts is men’s choice
Jewelry	Every men likes when women wear jewelry because they look nice.	I wish I could get away of this RING.

Top 10 Dating rules for MEN and tips for counter rules

For Men

10. Wait three days before calling back
9. Take her where everyone knows your name
8. Resist sleeping with her early on
7. Limit your spending
6. Screen her first few calls
5. Don't offer her gifts early on
4. Be mysterious... but not weird
3. Don't flatter her too much
2. Don't meet her friends – yet
1. Don't let her meet your friends ‑- yet

There are some general rules listed below for women and I’m sure this will help you to hold your patience and make a smart Plan.

For Women

1. Be a creature unlike any other
2.Be more socialize, show up to the parties and other social event
3. It’s a fantasy relationship unless a man asks you out
4. It’s not necessary to write back or response to the every email or phone or sms unless it’s a business related.
5. In a long distance relationship he should visit you 3 times before you visit him
6. Let men response to you
7. If he does not call he is not interested… ;)
8. Do not date a man more than 2 yrs.
9. Use buyer’s rule: Do not end up with MR. Wrong
10. Stick to the Rules

wish you good luck

15 Fun Facts About Women

1. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

2. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

3. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.

4. It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

5. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’

6. The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

7. Sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women.

8. It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don’t see straight men dancing together.

9. The first naked man women see is ‘Ken’.

10. Women are never wrong, they think. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.

11. When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a few seconds, she is not fine.

12. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is more than few dozens. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

14. It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy.

15. Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.