Men VS Woman

Some Subtle (some not so subtle) differences

Topic	Women	Men
Flirting	When she flirts with a guy, she says, “I’m just flirting no big deal”.	When he flirts with a girl, he thinks, “Finally! Somebody wants to sleep with me”.
Sex	They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay	They prefer only 30-40 seconds of foreplay
Gay	When She dances with her friend or sleeps with her	When a man shows a brotherhood with another man
Maturity	Much faster than men, 17 years old female can functions as adult.	High-school romance really works because of guys, they still do trading with baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym when they are 17.
Magazine	Their magazine also featured full with women’s picture	Men’s magazine too full featured with Naked women pictures
Bathroom	Half of the items of cosmetic shop can be found.	Toothpaste and soap may be ran out sometimes.
Shoes	She carries two shoes; Reebok sneakers and a dress shoes to the work but she doesn’t wear any shows when she is on her desk because her feet are hide under the desk.	He wears the same pair of shoes till the bed time and he gets new pair only after a year.
Children	She keeps all details about their children from their regular habits to doctor’s appointments.	Oh! Its children, when they see the bills.
Dress up	Different dress for different job, shopping, emptying garbage, reading book, work ….	Only on wedding and funeral.
Eating out	Everyone will take out their phone and open calculator after they get the check	Everyone will throw the bill of $20 even if it’s only for $24.5 of check.
Mirror	Any shiny surface can be use as mirror	Only if he has long hair or good shape of biceps.
Phone	They do the best use of it, gossiping, photography, music…	Just a communication tool.
Remote	She think as it is step wife of her husband or another girl of her boyfriend	Best invention ever, friend of boredom.
Shopping	Huge and vital source of information and entertainment for women life.	One of the huge sources of reducing their bank balance.
Rechard Gere	Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way.	Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.
J’Lo	They wish to have their butt like her	Her butts is men’s choice
Jewelry	Every men likes when women wear jewelry because they look nice.	I wish I could get away of this RING.