Showing posts with label men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label men. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Men VS Woman

Some Subtle (some not so subtle) differences

Topic
Women
Men
Flirting
When she flirts with a guy, she says, “I’m just flirting no big deal”.

When he flirts with a girl, he thinks, “Finally! Somebody wants to sleep with me”.
Sex
They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay
They prefer only 30-40 seconds of foreplay
Gay
When She dances with her friend or sleeps with her
When a man shows a brotherhood with another man
Maturity
Much faster than men, 17 years old female can functions as adult.
High-school romance really works because of guys, they still do trading with baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym when they are 17.
Magazine
Their magazine also featured full with women’s picture
Men’s magazine too full featured with Naked women pictures
Bathroom
Half of the items of cosmetic shop can be found.
Toothpaste and soap may be ran out sometimes.
Shoes
She carries two shoes; Reebok sneakers and a dress shoes to the work but she doesn’t wear any shows when she is on her desk because her feet are hide under the desk.
He wears the same pair of shoes till the bed time and he gets new pair only after a year.
Children
She keeps all details about their children from their regular habits to doctor’s appointments.
Oh! Its children, when they see the bills.
Dress up
Different dress for different job, shopping, emptying garbage, reading book, work ….
Only on wedding and funeral.
Eating out
Everyone will take out their phone and open calculator after they get the check
Everyone will throw the bill of $20 even if it’s only for $24.5 of check.
Mirror
Any shiny surface can be use as mirror
Only if he has long hair or good shape of biceps.
Phone
They do the best use of it, gossiping, photography, music…
Just a communication tool.
Remote
She think as it is step wife of her husband or another girl of her boyfriend
Best invention ever, friend of boredom.
Shopping
Huge and vital source of information and entertainment for women life.
One of the huge sources of reducing their bank balance.
Rechard Gere
Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. 
Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women. 
J’Lo
They wish to have their butt like her
Her butts is men’s choice
Jewelry
Every men likes when women wear jewelry because they look nice.
I wish I could get away of this RING.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

How to Flirt with woman

Grab the Chance
Don't shy away. Nothing will happen if you sit back and wait for someone else to flirt with her. Grab the chance. A little flirting never hurts anyone!

Eye Contact
Eye contact is does not mean you stare at her like a hungry wolf eyeing its prey! Just a playful Look.


Smile

Looks complete with smile and improves your face value!, it creates impressions, when you smile you unconsciously send a message that you are interested in that woman and would like to know her better. And it is always better to know what she feels through non-verbal communication before you actually set to flirt with her. The smile should be subtle yet visible and definitely not a smirk.


Show Genuine Interest
there is nothing compares with showing genuine attention in a woman. Girls like it when someone is showing genuine attention.

Flatter By All Means
The Compliments, every woman likes it. They just like it, either you give it to her by saying her doggie is beautiful or saying to her. Remember Genuine COMPLIMENTS make better point, they can easily know notice that if the compliment is FAKE, but give it, there’s no HARM.

Have Fun

Be Relax and crack some jokes, if you don’t know how to tell jokes then be yourself, do not show off, do not tell her what you are good at, she won’t listen to it unless you can create any fun there. If you don’t know what to talk then just talk something easy there about the ambiences. Your talks add the colors,